Horoscopes
Issue date: 3/16/10 Section: Horoscopes
Aries (March 21- April 19)- Not in the mood to do much of anything? Well, every now and then even you deserve time off. So tonight, resist any urge to take work home. Instead, shut off all electronic equipment .Yes, really. You can do it. It's an alien concept called 'relaxing.'
Taurus (April 20- May 20)- It suddenly dawned on you that you haven't bought anything for yourself in a long time. It's also occurred to you that you've been very good lately. So isn't it time to do a bit of shopping? Before you leave the house or turn on the computer, though, resolve not to buy anything that's not just for you. Now hit it.
Gemini (May 21- June 21)- Notice how everyone seems to be feeling chipper and upbeat? Well there's nothing in the water, but something is in the air. The heavens have arranged a delightful day for one and all. The best part, for you, is that every feeling you express will be not only welcomed, but extremely entertaining. Get out there and wow 'em!
Cancer (June 22- July 22)- You're in the mood for a good long giggle. In fact, you're out for one thing and one thing only right about now: the kind of company that will get you laughing so hard your sides will hurt. You know exactly who to call and exactly what to say to get them going. Get a whole group together, in fact, and announce that there will be no serious conversation.
Leo (July 23- August 22)-Your mind is craving conversation and not that ho-hum kind of stuff you get every day at work, either. You want a discussion, a debate or even an all-out argument about politics or religion or one of the other subjects one must never, ever mention at the dinner table. So go out and meet someone who'll be able to give that to you. You know where to look. The bookstore coffee shop, maybe?
Virgo (August 23- September 22)-Don't even bother trying to contain your enthusiasm for your current situation. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being happy, and you're entitled to express your feelings, no matter where you are. How much of this is due to a strict upbringing? Think about it. It's not as if you caused a public disturbance in fact, you probably brought a smile to several faces. Relax.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)- It suddenly dawned on you that you haven't bought anything for yourself in a long time. It's also occurred to you that you've been very good lately. So isn't it time to do a bit of shopping? Before you leave the house or turn on the computer, though, resolve not to buy anything that's not just for you. Now hit it.
Gemini (May 21- June 21)- Notice how everyone seems to be feeling chipper and upbeat? Well there's nothing in the water, but something is in the air. The heavens have arranged a delightful day for one and all. The best part, for you, is that every feeling you express will be not only welcomed, but extremely entertaining. Get out there and wow 'em!
Cancer (June 22- July 22)- You're in the mood for a good long giggle. In fact, you're out for one thing and one thing only right about now: the kind of company that will get you laughing so hard your sides will hurt. You know exactly who to call and exactly what to say to get them going. Get a whole group together, in fact, and announce that there will be no serious conversation.
Leo (July 23- August 22)-Your mind is craving conversation and not that ho-hum kind of stuff you get every day at work, either. You want a discussion, a debate or even an all-out argument about politics or religion or one of the other subjects one must never, ever mention at the dinner table. So go out and meet someone who'll be able to give that to you. You know where to look. The bookstore coffee shop, maybe?
Virgo (August 23- September 22)-Don't even bother trying to contain your enthusiasm for your current situation. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being happy, and you're entitled to express your feelings, no matter where you are. How much of this is due to a strict upbringing? Think about it. It's not as if you caused a public disturbance in fact, you probably brought a smile to several faces. Relax.
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